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You Starveling, You Elf-Skin, You Dried Neat's Tongue, You Bull's Pizzle, You Stock-Fish! - Shakespeare Insult Coffee Mug

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Begin thy day with The Bard's hot fire in this Shakespeare insult coffee mug!

O, for breath to utter what is like thee!

If thou have a passion for dried neat's tongue or bull's pizzle, then thou need no other mug than this Shakespeare coffee mug.

Start thy day with a chuckle and expand your list of insults, courtesy of The Bard's biting wit.

Order your Shakespeare insult mug TODAY!


Gift an insult mug to your favorite starveling, elf-skin, dried neat's tongue, bull's pizzle, or stock-fish. They're sure to get the message!

Shakespeare Insult Color Coffee Mug - Key Features:

• Durable ceramic manufacture, you stock-fish!
• Color on handle, rim, and inside, you bull's pizzle!
• Dishwasher and microwave safe, you starveling!

Make haste, villain! ORDER YOURS NOW!

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