When you check your BROcabulary, you'll notice that some bros stand taller than others. Bros like the 16th president of the United States of BROmerica: ABROham Lincoln.
Like every bro whose last-minute beer run or late-night pizza order kept a party going strong, the Great BROmancipator held a little thing called BROmerica together.
As bros, we all face tests of our fortitude, determination, and resilience.
To those tests of character we say "SUP BRO?" and take them head-on, like the OG Bro-Father ABROham Lincoln in a wrestling ring. (He won almost 300 matches, bro!)
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